Bicycling Magazine 2014 Win A Bike Contest

http://www.bicycling.com/bicyclings-2014-win-bike-contest?

Here’s how to enter:

1. Catch up on Bill’s columns and blogs.

2. Submit a cycling-themed parody of Bill, in 150 words or less.

3. A panel of cyclist luminaries—including the overgeared scribe himself—will choose the winning entry. The winner gets to choose any bicycle reviewed in this issue that has a suggested retail price of $4,999 or less.
PRIZES: The prize shall consist of one (1) bicycle that is reviewed in the April 2014 issue of BICYCLING magazine, and the approximate retail value (the “ARV”) of the prize depends on the one (1) bicycle that the winner chooses from among the bicycles reviewed in the April 2014 issue of BICYCLING magazine, but the total ARV of any one (1) such bicycle shall not exceed $4,999.99