HarperCollins Sh*t My Dad Says Sweepstakes

http://www.harpercollins.com/features/SMDS/index.aspx
Send us the funny sh*t your dad says below (in no more than 140 characters, of course), and you could be randomly selected to receive a trip for two to a taping of the new CBS show, $#*! My Dad Says, in Los Angeles this Fall. Justin will pick some of the best entries to appear on his blog

PRIZES

One (1) Grand Prize winner will receive:

– Two (2) Round-trip tickets to Los Angeles, CA from anywhere in the contiguous United States. Estimated retail value: $1,000.00
– Two (2) night stay in a Los Angeles. Estimated retail value: $1,000.00
– One (1) signed copy of Sh*t My Dad Says. Estimated retail value: $15.99
– Two (2) tickets to attend a taping of $#*! My Dad Says. No Retail Value.

Total estimated retail value of Grand Prize prizing: $1515.99.

Three (3) Runners Up winners will receive:

– One (1) signed copy of Sh*t My Dad Says. Estimated retail value: $15.99

Total estimated retail value of Runner Up prizing: $15.99.