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http:\/\/www.harpercollins.com\/features\/SMDS\/index.aspx<\/a>
\nSend us the funny sh*t your dad says below (in no more than 140 characters, of course), and you could be randomly selected to receive a trip for two to a taping of the new CBS show, $#*! My Dad Says, in Los Angeles this Fall. Justin will pick some of the best entries to appear on his blog<\/p>\n

PRIZES<\/p>\n

One (1) Grand Prize winner will receive:<\/p>\n

– Two (2) Round-trip tickets to Los Angeles, CA from anywhere in the contiguous United States. Estimated retail value: $1,000.00
\n– Two (2) night stay in a Los Angeles. Estimated retail value: $1,000.00
\n– One (1) signed copy of Sh*t My Dad Says. Estimated retail value: $15.99
\n– Two (2) tickets to attend a taping of $#*! My Dad Says. No Retail Value.<\/p>\n

Total estimated retail value of Grand Prize prizing: $1515.99.<\/p>\n

Three (3) Runners Up winners will receive:<\/p>\n

– One (1) signed copy of Sh*t My Dad Says. Estimated retail value: $15.99<\/p>\n

Total estimated retail value of Runner Up prizing: $15.99.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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