{"id":30526,"date":"2009-11-20T15:07:07","date_gmt":"2009-11-20T20:07:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.freestufftimes.com\/contests\/20\/the-hanes-uncomfortable-holiday-moments-contest\/"},"modified":"2009-11-20T15:07:07","modified_gmt":"2009-11-20T20:07:07","slug":"the-hanes-uncomfortable-holiday-moments-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.freestufftimes.com\/contests\/20\/the-hanes-uncomfortable-holiday-moments-contest\/","title":{"rendered":"The Hanes Uncomfortable Holiday Moments Contest"},"content":{"rendered":"

http:\/\/www.uncomfortableholidaymoments.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n

Entries do not carry over from week to week<\/p>\n

a short essay (no more than 1000 characters) describing an uncomfortable holiday moment. You may enter each Weekly Period as many times as you would like, except that the essays in each subsequent entry within the same Weekly Period must describe a different uncomfortable holiday moment.<\/p>\n

PRIZE:<\/p>\n

Seven (7) Weekly Winners will each receive a Hanes Comfort Fit Prize Pack. Each Hanes Comfort Fit Prize Pack consists of the following:<\/p>\n

For Male Winner:<\/p>\n

20 Hanes Lay Flat Collar Crew T-shirts<\/p>\n

12 Hanes No Gap Boxers<\/p>\n

12 Hanes No Ride Up Boxer Briefs<\/p>\n

20 Pairs of Hanes Comfort Fit Socks<\/p>\n

6 Hanes Outerwear Lay Flat Collar T-shirts<\/p>\n

Winner will select size, Small to 2XL<\/p>\n

Approximate retail value $170 each<\/p>\n

For Female Winner:<\/p>\n

24 Hanes No Ride Up Panties<\/p>\n

6 Hanes All Over Comfort Bras<\/p>\n

20 Pairs of Hanes Comfort Fit Socks<\/p>\n

6 Hanes Outerwear Lay Flat Collar T-shirts<\/p>\n

Winner will select size, Small – XL in clothing items and 34B – 38C in bras<\/p>\n

Approximate retail value $200 each<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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